b e e f e n c h i l a d a d o t c o m

So last week was the 6:40 am to Reno, get a rental car, drive to Carson City, attend a deposition, drive back, and wait for the plane. A long day, but good billables. HOWEVER, there are a few things Reno and I need to work out in advance of my next trip there (two days of blah). To wit:

1. A Toyota Corolla is not a proper mid-sized rental. I don't care how you do things in the Biggest Little City in the World. I call bullshit. Also, while we're at it: Where the hell did you find a new car to rent to unsuspecting schmucks from the south that comes without cruise control? Did you have to special order that?

A Toyota Corolla as a midsize? Jesus. You really screwed up on this one, Reno.

2. As anyone who has spent more than ten minutes talking to me knows, I love cold, snowy weather and could deal with it eight months out of the year. But late April? After it was like eighty the day before? While I am stuck in a Corolla? (See Section 1, supra) I fear your weather is doing as much tweek as some of your residents.

3. I love your airport bar. Passionately. With tongue kissing. Stella on Tap. Three-for-one shots of Bulleit boubon for no other reason than the hicks don't buy it as they'd rather have Jim Beam. Yay!

Gee. I wonder.

Then I totally dissed that tall blond asshole from them by yelling "NICKELBACK SUCKS" at him. The waitress will totally back my shit up. This is the same bar I saw OJ at least year, so I declare the shit semivalid.